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    Mathematics of Life......

    ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
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    Smart man + smart woman = romance
    Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

    OFFICE ARITHMETIC
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    Smart boss + smart employee = profit
    Smart boss + dumb employee = production
    Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

    SHOPPING MATH
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    A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
    A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

    GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
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    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    HAPPINESS
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    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

    LONGEVITY
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    Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

    PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
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    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

    DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
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    A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

    HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
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    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You are next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at "funerals."
  • #842
    Hi

    Thanks for introducing us to the Mathematics of Life.

    Its really true to say "WOMEN'S are Always Women"

    Nice & keep it up

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